partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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Anonymous said: would you bang me if I asked nicely?

phobias:

yea probably

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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

(Source: poodlepunk)

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen)

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heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk)

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existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

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