I messed up, I know. I always do.

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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

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badcgijosh:

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

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hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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